aint onna be purty in notsowise firday

[TheObserver]

after a little set back agin the algeeinfested waves to start da season, da knikghts is on a roll and ready to take region d by storm or sord, wathever it takes!

da rabs and 8 once mildcitties found out what it takes to lose in death valley, now da knights gonna tkae it on da rode and show dem big headed injuns in notsowise what weakberland foosball is allsa bouts.

i done heard dat da injuuns has done had 5 boys quite this week cause they is afraid of gittin kilt by bright...da boy is a beast.

da reserveration is gonna be raided firday nite by da knightts and dey aint gonna take no prisners. aint gonna be a peetee left standin!!!!

[Shoe]

Can someone help me understand what the [censored] was just said above?

[mk3supra]

ummm..yea, Hell yea!!

[timmy_v]

yea im with you i didnt understand any of it

[TheObserver]

aint notsowies counryt skoolz wonder4ull?1!!!11!

[SWVA-Football]

He's trying to be funny by emulating PV_Rulz_LPD's style and acting stupid on purpose, only he's failing miserably in the process.

[TheObserver]

aint yew got a spiral to priactice or sumpin mommas boy?1?11!?

aint no imertatin, emerlatin or matserbaitin goin on up in hear.........

that thar is a ginuwine perdiction, str8 form da horses mouth

dat der pvsuckzlpd feller aint da only 1 round hear to have a good hed on his shoulderz. aint no prupose here iither there rottensynapse...so go owt yonder and trow u some spiralz over dat dere molle hill in yer yard sonny jim....

i bes tellin yew peeple, da big headed injuns is gonna gonna get gousted off dere horse dis here friday nite...da swordd is mi T er dan da injuun stix.

tell ya what else, dem dawgs down dere in appy lay cha better no fill up on dem dere iggles nexts be4 da game, udderwise someone is gonna haf to clean up dat field wif a pooper scoooper durin da game as da iggles will bring da pop and knock da poop outta ya if ya aint curful....

den ya got a algeewave goin over yander hills and voluntering to take on da big grabber birdz from da hill wif da chruch. I s aint zactly no spert on dem big boyz from da 423, but I aint never been much high on da foosball dey play over yander...i reckon dem dere hogs from da wodds of clint is reddy to darw sum blud and br8k sum aknles...

hit aint gonna be purty in notsowise, tornader cove and hillsc hruch this hear fridey nite...aint so sure a feller needs to C the massa crees dats gonna t8K pLace

[sup-rbeast]

Read it with its intended dialect and it is kinda sorta funny...but it won't be funny when Kelly kicks Coeburn's hind parts up between their ears tomorrow night.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Shoe</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Can someone help me understand what the [censored] was just said above? </div></div>
He said "I wish I wuz PVRulztheLPD".

[TheObserver]

i got a rangeedang yesserday from 1 of mi good budds form up yander at da notsowise.........seems dem dere injuns has done loss anothre 4 boyz caus they watched dat videar tape of da knights openin up a tanker truk of whompass on da 227 gram mildcalts......dem injuns jus new dat dere woodnt be any hope agin da mi T knights....

got a rangeedang from da cove 2...reckon dey caut 2 coachz from pork rind city tapin dere signalz las week....reckon dem iggles is gonn go wif da no hoodle agin da dwags..........aint gonna giv dem a chanz to substertute agin dem.....ifn i was a bettin man,id dig me up a jar outta da yard and put dat money da iggles....reckon they gotem a secret weaponn agin da dawgz. alz i is ablez to say iz dat da dawgz bes be practicin trowin in da towel

reckon da tommy walker boyz done went up yander to da etown and stole da blu n grays playbookz. agin, ifs i wuz a bettin man, id put a case of basicz and white ligtnin on da boyz in blue